{"id":625,"date":"2011-10-02T17:56:19","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T01:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/?p=625"},"modified":"2011-10-02T18:01:02","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T02:01:02","slug":"day-2-miniature-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/2011\/10\/02\/day-2-miniature-madness\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 2: Miniature Madness"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Jessica<\/a>MY LORD, what’s she going to do with that razor blade??? Will she cut her own wrists? Hijack a plane? Enter into an eternal blood oath with Lucifer himself? What terrible horror awaits you, dear viewer?!<\/p>\n

Oh wait. What’s that cute little pie doing there? Hang on, let me check my notes. OH. It’s Jessica Hlavac, the mad genius behind i’m so tiny<\/a>, where she showcases minuscule foods meticulously crafted with her very own, non-threatening hands! She makes everything from breakfast to dessert, all about the size of a quarter. You know, that thing in your pocket that’s only about an inch in diameter? Yeah, that. Just look at this croissant sandwich sitting on one of them:<\/p>\n

\"Jessica<\/a>She even admits to being a little crazy, having “made a whole damn tiny ham just to slice it up” and make perfect ham slice edges for this diminutive sandwich. CAN YOU STAND IT.<\/p>\n

So here we are, on Day 2 of Gothtober 2011, wondering what sort of miniature madness Miss Hlavac has cooked up this time. Ok, it’s a pie. But if you think you can follow her steps and make your own pie, as if the sheer smallness and perfectness of her handiwork isn’t mind-boggling enough… well, she’s thrown you yet another curve ball. Just try and catch it<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

MY LORD, what’s she going to do with that razor blade??? Will she cut her own wrists? Hijack a plane? Enter into an eternal blood oath with Lucifer himself? What … <\/p>\n

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