{"id":555,"date":"2011-04-12T00:54:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T08:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/?p=555"},"modified":"2011-04-12T00:54:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T08:54:00","slug":"its-not-too-early-oh-no-its-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/2011\/04\/12\/its-not-too-early-oh-no-its-not\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s NOT too Early, Oh no, IT&#8217;S NOT."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This will be the 10th anniversary of Gothtober, mark my words. This year&#8217;s Gothtober theme is <strong>&#8220;Chain Restaurant.&#8221;<\/strong> It doesn&#8217;t matter if it&#8217;s sit-down or drive-thru, the more Cheesecake Factory-Olive Garden-T.G.I. IHOP-IN-N-OUT-Pizza Hut-Taco Bell-Red Robin ridiculousness you can channel, the better.<\/p>\n<p>The Gothtober Franchise is being built and packed with combo orders with supersize horrors for 31 days of unpalatable thrills.<\/p>\n<p>More info as the year unfolds, but I couldn&#8217;t keep it to myself any longer, I wanted to get your wheels turnin.<\/p>\n<p>-Head Candycorn<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This will be the 10th anniversary of Gothtober, mark my words. This year&#8217;s Gothtober theme is &#8220;Chain Restaurant.&#8221; It doesn&#8217;t matter if it&#8217;s sit-down or drive-thru, the more Cheesecake Factory-Olive &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/2011\/04\/12\/its-not-too-early-oh-no-its-not\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;It&#8217;s NOT too Early, Oh no, IT&#8217;S NOT.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":558,"href":"https:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions\/558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}