{"id":1465,"date":"2013-10-11T17:57:29","date_gmt":"2013-10-12T01:57:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/?p=1465"},"modified":"2013-10-13T18:19:09","modified_gmt":"2013-10-14T02:19:09","slug":"impress-talks-travel-for-gothtober-day-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/2013\/10\/11\/impress-talks-travel-for-gothtober-day-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Impress Talks Travel for Gothtober DAY 11"},"content":{"rendered":"
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When Impress speaks, people listen.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

She’s here, she’s dead, and she’s Gothtober DAY 11 (luggage #11)<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/strong> to you! Clutch your pearls and kick up you heels, this is Impress’s ghostly debut, and she’s going to wash those gold-plated problems you’ve got right down the Airbus toilet.<\/span><\/p>\n

She knows that American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by removing 1 olive from each salad served in first class, and she wants that olive BACK.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

She also knows that cocktails are\u00a0an airline’s third biggest expense, after fuel and maintenance. She has directly contributed to that statistic.
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She remembers a time before now, when planes were planes and chicken was fish. Sit back, put your tray table down, order a gin and tonic, and enjoy!<\/p>\n

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She’s here, she’s dead, and she’s Gothtober DAY 11 (luggage #11) to you! Clutch your pearls and kick up you heels, this is Impress’s ghostly debut, and she’s going to … <\/p>\n

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