{"id":1647,"date":"2014-09-17T16:15:52","date_gmt":"2014-09-18T00:15:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/?p=1647"},"modified":"2014-09-17T16:15:52","modified_gmt":"2014-09-18T00:15:52","slug":"time-for-some-gothtober-math","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/2014\/09\/17\/time-for-some-gothtober-math\/","title":{"rendered":"Time for Some Gothtober MATH!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/constricted.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1648\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/constricted.jpg\" alt=\"constricted\" width=\"504\" height=\"359\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/constricted.jpg 504w, http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/constricted-300x213.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/a>&#8216;<\/p>\n<p>While shopping for giant inflatable 10 foot boa constrictors, we found this ad, and Gothtober&#8217;s High Priestess of Web, Cristin Pescosolido, pointed out that if the snake is 10 feet long and it wraps around the boy 4 times&#8230; the boy is 9.5 inches from shoulder to shoulder! As demonstrated by this handy formula:<\/p>\n<p>10 feet = 4 * \u03c0 * circumference<br \/>\ncircumference = 10\/(4*\u03c0)<\/p>\n<p>This is a VERY tiny boy! Also, I think this product is being hyped just a wee bit too much, what do you think?<\/p>\n<p>I wish math problems were this fun when I was in school.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216; While shopping for giant inflatable 10 foot boa constrictors, we found this ad, and Gothtober&#8217;s High Priestess of Web, Cristin Pescosolido, pointed out that if the snake is 10 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/2014\/09\/17\/time-for-some-gothtober-math\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Time for Some Gothtober MATH!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[573],"tags":[596,595,597],"class_list":["post-1647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-treats-2","tag-boa-constrictor","tag-math","tag-tiny-boy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1647"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1649,"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647\/revisions\/1649"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}