{"id":148,"date":"2009-10-13T06:00:19","date_gmt":"2009-10-13T14:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/?p=148"},"modified":"2009-10-13T00:05:46","modified_gmt":"2009-10-13T08:05:46","slug":"will-gothtober-ruin-your-sex-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/2009\/10\/13\/will-gothtober-ruin-your-sex-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Will Gothtober Ruin Your Sex Life?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-149\" title=\"uh_oh\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/uh_oh.jpg\" alt=\"uh_oh\" width=\"291\" height=\"267\" \/><\/p>\n<p>YES! Yes it will! Especially if you consult Furious Georgette, who will ruin it one of FOUR ways! Visit DAY 13 on the Gothtober Countdown Calendar, and take this harrowing &#8220;Choose Your Own Adventure&#8221; excursion that is sure to leave you filled with a very special cartoon sense of dread!<\/p>\n<p>Contrary to how close you might want to get after viewing her piece, you should consider investigating Furious Georgette&#8217;s fabulous funny farces further at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nerdegade.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">NerdeGade.com <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Happy Lucky DAY 13 Everybody!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>YES! Yes it will! Especially if you consult Furious Georgette, who will ruin it one of FOUR ways! Visit DAY 13 on the Gothtober Countdown Calendar, and take this harrowing &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/2009\/10\/13\/will-gothtober-ruin-your-sex-life\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Will Gothtober Ruin Your Sex Life?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":150,"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions\/150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.gothtober.com\/gothblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}